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Most business software is dead on arrival.

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QuantumPurrLabs
builds the kind that isn't.

A solo studio. I take your product end to end — scope, build, test, ship. Testing discipline is why what I deliver still works the third time you sit on it.

Act II · Scene 1

Software is a performance.
Most of it is amateur theatre.

The product nobody photographs is the product the operator uses for eight hours a day. The dashboard. The ops console. The weird CRM. The thing built by a vendor who quoted three weeks and delivered eight months. By the time it ships, the operator already hates it; by the time it's paid for, they've built a spreadsheet workaround.

I make those things. I treat them as the lead role, not the supporting cast. Physicist, engineer, ex-Intel, co-founder of PhononIA Ltd — taking a small enough number of clients per year that each one gets the whole studio.

The trade is simple. You get a studio that holds your business in its head and takes your product end to end — scope, build, test, ship. Specialists come in when the project demands it; the accountability never leaves my desk. After ship: clean code, a runbook, goodbye.

No juniors. No SDRs. No retainers that calcify into a worse deal than what you came in for.

— The Programme —

I. End-to-end product ownership You bring the idea and the budget; I scope, design, build the core, test it like it has to last five years, and ship. Specialists come in where the work demands it. The playbook I ran as co-founder of PhononIA Ltd.
II. AI agent systems Custom agents for your business — on local models running on your own hardware, or on frontier models over API. Built for you from scratch, or wired into the systems you already run. Measured on results, not chatbot demos.
III. ML & signal-processing systems Classical ML, anomaly detection, predictive maintenance, sensor and acoustic pipelines. The work I co-built at PhononIA — Industry 4.0 acoustic AI for industrial reliability.
IV. Internal tools & ops consoles Dashboards, approval flows, custom CRMs, B2B portals. The eight-hours-a-day software, made a pleasure to use.
V. Self-running customer flows The booking, billing and reminders a service business would otherwise pay someone to chase. Intake → calendar → charge → invoice → WhatsApp, wired into one chain. Nobody touches it.
Through-line: test discipline Every Programme item ships under the same testing rigor. Things break the third time you sit on them because nobody tested them like they had to last. I do.

Every project ships in עברית or English · test-driven · 15+ yrs engineering · Intel · PhononIA Ltd co-founder

— Featuring —

A studio of one.

Yossi Cohen. B.Sc. Physics + B.Sc. Electrical Engineering, Ariel University. A decade-plus engineering at Intel; then co-founded PhononIA Ltd — Industry 4.0 acoustic AI — and took it from zero to a working business.

I understand the technology and the business. I take projects from first scoping call to shipped product — and stay the single line of accountability. You're not managing a vendor org chart, you're working with the person who builds the thing. עברית & English.

The name is a physics joke. The cat is alive and dead until you observe it. The promise is the live one.

WRITTEN, DIRECTED & SHIPPED BY Yossi Cohen

Have a project worth
taking the cat out of the box for?

First reply within 24 hours. I'll either say yes — or tell you who else might. No discovery decks, no SDRs, no quick-call-to-learn-more.

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